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“The best computer is a man, and it’s the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor.“Practical! On Wednesday afternoons I could be practically anything.“Wednesdays will always bring smiles for the second half of the week.” –Anthony T.“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”– Will Rogers.“It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.”.“Whether you think you can or whether you think you can’t, you’re right!”– Henry Ford.“Happy Wednesday! You are who you are be happy with what you are called to do.”.“Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!” – Lee Fox Williams.“Wednesday: it’s almost, sorta, kinda, close to, just, about nearly the weekend.”.“Sometimes all takes is just a little smile to get us up and over the hump.”.“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”.“When work feels overwhelming, remember that you’re going to die.”.“You miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take.”– Wayne Gretzky.“Nothing ruin Friday more than realizing that today is Wednesday.”.“Worry is as useless as a handle on a snowball.” -Mitzi Chandler.“Sometimes the best part of my job is that the chair swivels.”.“In life only one thing is certain, Friday will come.”.Related: Beautiful Wednesday Blessings Funny Wednesday Work Quotes “When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like Sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere.” – John Wyndham.“On Wednesday, when the sky is blue, and I have nothing else to do, I sometimes wonder if it’s true That who is what and what is who.” – Winnie-the-Pooh.

The other is as though everything is a miracle.”- Albert Einstein “There are only two ways to live your life.That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar “People often say that motivation doesn’t last.Just a little fun fact for you.” – Dane Cook “When people refer to ‘Back in the Day,’ it was a Wednesday.“Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasion, you know, like Wednesday.”.“There are more myths about Black Wednesday than the Greeks ever created.” – John Major.“The only way I can get through Wednesday is by avoiding people who call it Hump Day.”.

“It will not be lonely on Wednesday when it has all around it.” – Anthony T.

“Those who do not feel pain seldom think that it is felt.”Dr.

“They didn’t want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.” – Robert A.

“On Wednesday afternoons I could be practically anything.” – Kit Williams.

“Wednesday can only dream of becoming Thursday.” – Anthony T.

“To dream of the person you wish to be is to waste the person you are.”.

“Did you say, it’s only Wednesday? Can I have more coffee please?”.

“Without the week, where would the week be?” – Anthony T.

“Elephants love Wednesday, and so will you.” – Anthony T.

“A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.” – Demetri Martin.

“Help!!!! Why is Wednesday spelled like that !!!!” – Blake Shelton.

“Wednesday: Halfway to the weekend! Enjoy your day!”.

“It must be Wednesday, there goes that camel again.”.

“Wednesday will be amazing so wake up and smile.”.

“On Wednesdays we wear pink.” – Mean Girls.

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